Anonymous, George: Facebook Nightmares Perhaps this seems like a silly question. Long story short, a former "friend" from junior high/high school has requested to add me as a friend on Facebook. The problem is: I'm having bad dreams about it. more inside

Anonymous, George: Daddy's Girl. Five years ago, my sister married. Both she and her husband have strong personalities, although his is more overt, and hers subtle. A year and a half ago, they had a baby girl. They both love the baby girl. Baby girl is growing up, and knows how to work it, especially on her daddy. Things are complicated by the fact that in their household, it seems that daddy always gets to be the good cop, and mommy has to be the bad cop. more inside

Anonymous, George: Will the TSA DOA you for a DUI? Let's say a person has a several-years-old warrant out for failure to complete requirements associated with a DUI. Is that person going to run into trouble while checking onto a plane for a domestic flight? Do they check for such things before a flight?

Anonymous, George: How Do I Tell Him I'm a Damn Dirty Ape? So, after years of posting to MonkeyFilter, I think I want to tell my husband about this place. more inside

Anonymous, George: Valentine's Day So I need help with Valentines Day. Two levels of difficulty: first, I'm a poor college student; second, I'm round about 1800 miles from Chicago, where she lives. I know her roommates so I could arrange something that way but I would love to hear some monkeys' romantic (but cheap) ideas.

Anonymous, George: I been screwed! Back in November I sent via Paypal $250.00 to a designer (who I have worked with in the past) to build a new website. Four months went by without anything happening at all. more inside

Anonymous, George: Why Won't He Wear The Ring? I'm completely confused as to why my spouse has taken his ring off and won't wear it. We've been married a little over a year. He wore it for about a month. There's no possibility of cheating, and there's sincere love & a solid commitment to our shared future. more inside

Anonymous, George: Publishing Deal? I have been approached by a reader of my blog who is an acquisitions editor for a smallish but not academic press. She wants me to write a non-fiction book about a feminist topic (I don't want to get too much more detailed or it'd be relatively easy to search this). I could not have imagined this outcome in my wildest dreams and have been trying to find out a couple of things since then -- namely, how much money can I expect from a deal like this, considering that I'm a first-timer and that it's a well-respected, mid-size but not huge publisher (if it helps, it's an imprint of Avalon Publishing)? more inside

Anonymous, George: Breaking up is hard to do. How do I break up with my girlfriend? more inside

Anonymous Hirsute George: After performing some searches on the internets which proved useless, I turn to you, lady monkeys, for haircut advice. What is the preferred hairstyle for a man's furry bits? Au naturel? Trimmed? Mt. Baldy? My gym is populated with retirees, so quick glances in the sauna aren't revealing of how a young, swinging monkey should be styling himself to his times. Thanks!

Anonymous, George: Distance Makes The Heart Grow Fungus Or at least that's how the song goes, and I'm scared it's true. My SO of nearly two years recently moved halfway across the country to pursue her career. Due to a lack of prospects out there, I remained behind. more inside

Anonymous, George: The Relief of Unbearable Urges How can a man with a high sex drive be comfortable without sex? more inside